Modern Family

I'm going to start posting my reactions to Modern Family on this page so that I don't use it as a cop out when I could be writing something useful everyday.  I always have so much to say about it and the one-liners are hilarious so this will be a good place for everyone to comment and share their reactions as well.  Enjoy! and please participate!

October 20th

Can't unplug my funny bone.
I'll cut your corners!
She left the head outside as a message to all the other rats.
I was always picked first in gym class, I could throw a dodgeball through a piece of plywood.
This isn't my phone I carved it out of a bar of soap and colored it with a marker.
Holy Crap.  We've been Shawshanked.
I am 1/16th Cherokee waiting for baby to soar like eagle.

October 27th

I thought Snoop Dogg was a dog detective.
Doggy dog world is a beautiful world full of puppies.
Are you trying to get candy or Japanese business men?
Did she just get back from the dentist?
This whole thing is a big fog cue.
I'm your mother now!
He scared the baby Jesus out of me.

Phil's creepy voice in the House of Horrors.
Gloria's amazing American accent.
Really Mitchell? scaling the building like Spiderman?

November 3rd

Where am I gonna find another husband who wears sweatpants to work?
changing a smoke detector is something you learn in man 101
beep beep, you're not a man
ohhh i burnt my lady fingers!
hey dad i think i found a place where i can sell this organ - can you drive me to the black market
i think it's best if you don't come around here anymore.

hayley's misconception about her parent's marriage.
Luke trying to eat a lady finger through his helmet.
THE COMMERCIAL
and then Cam takes the wrong kid

November 17th

Where was the last place YOU put the keys?  In your hand after I bought it for you.
The last set was stolen. Yeah? and they left the car?
Why did you say you'd go with your dad?
We made our daddy cry!!
You danced without me, Mitchell!

The mini freak outs about going back to family camp.
The crying in the car.
Mitch in the flash mob.
Cam trying to keep up with the mob.